Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Happy Nude, er New Year! (part two) . . . January 3, 2007

I’m sitting here in Joe’s Garage (hehehe, one of my favorite Frank Zappa albums) getting my alternator fixed and I started flashing back to the past. The smell of vehicular fluids is so strong in here it’s almost giving me a headache, but it reminded me of back when I was a teenage runaway and hung out at a ‘76 gas station (remember the big orange ball with blue numbers?) in California.

I was 14 I think, but had been a runaway and having a lot of sex since I was 13, so I was pretty "experienced" by then. I had slept and/or given head to most of the guys that worked at the garage at one time or another, mostly cause it gave me a place to crash. I got used often, and sometimes quite roughly, it wasn’t always the "fun" it should have been.

The funny thing though is now that the smells bring those memories flooding back, as I started thinking about it, my panties started getting wet (yes, I wore some today, lol). My seldom seen submissive side came out of lurk mode and I pictured myself getting taken by all those hot young guys (old guys to me back then, in their 20’s, lol) and it’s really turning me on.

I’d be there in the back room on my knees with a cock in my mouth, sucking it good with a hand on the back of my head taking control. Sometimes it felt like my mouth was getting raped, but you can’t rape the willing. And I may have been young, but I was VERY willing.

So here I brought my laptop to finish working on my New Years blog and I can’t stop looking at these mechanics through the window while they work on my car. They don’t look too bad either, one is prolly 30 something or so, and the other one is in his 20’s. Both have a nice asses, lol. I wonder if one of em would freak out if I said "Hey, want a blow job here in this bathroom?"

But anyways, back to the party . . . My friend Eric that took me there has already wrote a blog entry about the rest of that night and I think he did a pretty good job so I’m gonna include it here:

So this friend I have told me I needed to write more blogs so she could read my page since she has a blog damn near for every day of 2006! So I will try to keep this going and let you all know what is happening in my bland boring life...lol.

So let me start with New Year's Eve...

I went to an ADULT party somewhere in Kentucky, can't say where, but it was awesome. The busiest I had ever seen it and i go to as many of their parties as possible cause Buck and Cherry throw one hell of a good party and are awesome hosts. I have started providing the visual entertainment via DVD player and Adult movies so Buck isn't nearly as swamped but he keeps his ass moving, the man never sits down cause when you get a room full of drunks there is always a mess to clean somewhere, then add nekkid to the equation and you get a much bigger mess...but anyhow on with the story...I had to go pick up a friend of the female persuasion that was having car problems...lucky for me (heehee ) ...so I dropped off my video's to Buck and away I went to pick up this sexy bundle of energy that I will call Tasty cause the first time I ever licked her she had fruit cocktail and whipped cream on her...but thats a story for another time...

Now Tasty lives waaaaaaaaaay out in Bum-fukked-egypt let me tell ya! had it not been for her meticulous directions i would have been lost forever hoping not to hear banjo's in a distance (shivers at thought of "squeal like a pig boy!) So I drove into her drive way and she came out in a very tight burgundy dress with fur around the top edges and it was off the shoulders...i was like...Daaaaaayuuuuuummy! I mean I don't know what it is about this woman but damn I have been wanting some of what she has! So being the gentleman I jumped out and opened the passenger door to my jeep and she gave me a peck on the lips for it. And we were off to the party!

Along the trip to the party she thanked me a few times (wink) for going out of my way to pick her up and make sure she got laid for New Year's cause she didn't last year and her whole year was fucked up with limp dicks...her words...so onward I drove with my hands on the steering wheel and hers on my shifter(wink)...

Once we got there I opened up my bottled of vodka and made myself one hell of a screwdriver (ingredients: 1/3 glass of OJ, 2/3 glass of ABSOLUT Mandarin or STOLI Orange) and was buzzing pretty quickly cause i do not drink much. Tasty had ealier given me a Viagra (no I do not have E.D., I take it for fun) so once it kicked in I was a walking hardon literally! and Tasty loved teasing me so it would be more noticeable...lol. After everyone got some liquor in them it was real nice to watch, bodies everywhere kissing, groping, sucking, stroking, grinding...you get the idea.

There are a couple of rooms off to one side that are darker and decorated sensually for people to go in there and enjoy themselves on the couches, chairs etc. and i found one sexy woman I will call Mica that I have wanted since she showed me her tits last January! So she was on her knees kissing me as i lounged in a chair and i was playing with her freakin awesome tits and cute ass and told her I had wanted her since we first met, her reply..."What's stopping you now?"...I muttered half drunk "Clothing" she said "We can fix that!" and we hopped up and well you can figured the rest...WOW she is a hottie...i was almost drowned when using my skillful tongue-niques as she is a squirter and i love squirters!! After that I wrapped PePe the PeePee up in a raincoat and dove in for some good sexual release action cause that Viagra was kickin' it big time! I was almost there after about 25-30 minutes of good vibrations when Tasty came in and wanted to join(earlier she asked me to find her some pussy...lol) so being the mild-mannered man that i am I stepped away and let Tasty have a taste! Now that girl can do wonders with her tongue! Geeeeeeeeeezuuuuuuuuuus!

(Editors note: Honestly I was so wasted I didn’t realize it was Eric fucking her when I interrupted, lol, but it was all good)

After that she (Tasty) wanted to have a smoke so we went outside to my jeep and I started it up to stay warm, not that it mattered cause Tasty and I started playing when the dome lights went out...lol. I was surprised too that tasty was a squirter and my passenger seat is a bit stained now but i think i can live with that knowing how it got there. She introduced me to Ruffles, her favorite toy as she bent over and prompted me to use it and who am I to say no to this vixen?...you guessed it...nobody!...I became quite adept in using Mr. Ruffles that night actually...lol. After the seat soaking we decided to head back into the party where she dominated the pool table and i hit the dance floor with a nubian sex goddess I will call Cocoa. Now Cocoa is kinda new to this scene and it is fun watching her eyes light up as she does something new. Being an assman i have to give this girl props cause she has an awesome booty...i am talking Bootyliciousness Galore! And you won't find that word in a spelling Bee either! She is the first for me as far as black women goes and damn I couldn't have asked for a better one. Very yuuuuuuummy! We danced awhile but she was dragged off to a corner somewhere and happily molested by a couple of women.

Well the bell tolled 2am and it was time for us to close shop on the party. Tasty and i decided to get a room and invited Mica to join us but the peeps she came with wasn't feeling well and she decided to go with them. So Tasty and i went to the nearest Ramada Inn and got a room and finally fell asleep at 7am...well she passed out exhausted and i watched her sleep for a bit as she snored snuggled up on my arm. We woke around 2pm and had sex again before we headed out to go our separate ways...I could not have asked for a better party or ending to one year and beginning to another! Thanks Tasty!

And you are very VERY welcome Eric! But he forgot to mention what happened right when we were leaving the party. While we were saying goodbye to some of the "regulars" who were sitting at a table with all the house lights on, there was this pretty hot blonde that was sitting there in a short mini dress with no panties on. I think that maybe her husband was playing with her pussy under the dress or something like that.

I don’t actually remember how I started it, but I was totally trashed so knowing me I prolly asked her husband who was sitting next to her "Excuse me, are you gonna eat that?" But I do remember crawling underneath the table and starting to lick her luscious clit. It was hotter than fuck with everyone watching her get off. I found her g-spot right away and worked it while sucking on her clit and she exploded wetly in my mouth.

What a way to end the party! But for real, that wasn’t the end, cause our little private party at the Ramada was just beginning. I’ve mentioned before in my blog posts that I have this difficulty having a clitoral orgasm orally, and even though Eric is an excellent pussy eater (take a bow sweety, lol), my "hang up" was making it hard for me to cum.

So I whipped out my trusty "blue dolphin" pocket rocket vibe and went to work on my clit while he worked my pussy with "Ruffles". When I finally did cum (and it probably took an hour all total), I fountained all over him and the bed, it was fucking cool! I think he enjoyed my orgasm as much as I did, he was grinning from ear to ear. I must say, it was one of the best New Years I’ve ever had!

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