The 12 Days of Yahoo . . . Entry for December 13, 2006

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
Twelve Yahoo idiots I'm ignoring
Eleven narcissists blogging
Ten fake bi-females messaging
Nine Spam deleted
Eight webcamers requesting
Seven perverts watching
Six new emails waiting
Five Friends online!
Four empty profiles
Three 360 invites
Two new blog entries
. . . And a guy on cam showing his pee pee