WTF was I thinking?!?!?(Act Two) . . . Entry for March 21, 2007

When I said my ex husband “Ed” wasn’t through with me yet, I should have said we hadn’t even gotten started, lol. At the height of our physical passion for each other, we thought we created marathon sex, lol. But that was decades ago now, but still, as middle-aged divorced fuckfests go, it was a pretty good one!

I’ve talked about anal play before, and how I enjoy giving it to a man and taking him to peaks of expert ecstasy, haven’t I? So for the last time, honestly guys, it really does feel good and it doesn’t make you gay, all right? Good! Well Ed and me always indulged each other, and that night was no exception.

See that pic up there? That’s Ruffles (cause it has ridges) and notice the wide end can be used as a vaginal plug so it can be used like a double dildo, kewl huh? I laid flat on my back while Ed licked me up good and wet and I slipped the big end s l o w l y into my pussy. He throbbed the toy in and out of that slick hole fast, making me squirt again, before lay on his back and scooted down so I could penetrate him.

Very carefully, I inserted the first bead of Ruffles the magic wand (those “ridges” are called beads) and stroked his cock. He reached across our shared toy and started playing with my clit. That did it, and I was off squirting again, slipping another bead or two in and out of his ass. I was fucking cumming all over the place, but had to try hard to stay in control so I wouldn’t hurt him.

I fucked my own pussy while I fucked his ass and pictured it while my pussy spasmed around that doorknob-like plug. I watched him jack himself off and took out my little pocket rocket vibe and hit my clit with it and was cumming HARD, when he un-impaled himself from our toy and whispered “I want that ass baby” into my ear. I was ready for it too!

I gently removed that fat knob from inside my pussy and reached for the lube. He knew the drill, and we both laid on our sides, the little buzzing tongue of the vibe keeping my juices flowing as I gently inserted the head of his cock in my ass. My hands were behind me, pushing back on his hips just in case he got a little “over enthused”, lol.

Little by little I relaxed my ass onto his cock, and kept cumming the whole time. After he was fully inside, he handed me Ruffles and whisped to me again “Mmmm, put this in your pussy too”. He held the vibe on my clit while I slipped the toy partway in, fucking myself slowly, feeling his cock through my pussy wall.

I took out the dildo and tossed the vibe aside and fingered my g-spot, and felt him fucking my ass. I was screaming into the pillow again and again as the tidal wave orgasms ripped through me. He felt my pussy cum splash down on his thighs and felt my fingers rubbing his cock from inside of me and that was all it took.

I bucked my hips fast and hard into the cock in my ass and I felt him start to shiver, then I grabbed his balls, pulling on them, extending that pre-orgasm tension, then screamed at him to rub my clit, and fucked even faster. As my pussy exploded again, so did my ass and his cock followed suit. I reached behind me and held him tighter to my body while I squeezed my ass cheeks, draining every drop.

That was it for the night, but there was more to cum over the long weekend . . .

WTF was I thinking?!?!?(Act One) . . . Entry for March 20, 2007

Damnit! I swear to the Goddess that I must have lost every last ounce of common and uncommon sense she ever gave me for thinking about getting back with my ex husband, ROFLMAO and PMSL! The “Sideshow” was everything and more. Don’t get me wrong now, we had some mind-blowing sex (I’ll get to that in a minute), and it blindsided me, but only briefly (thank god).

Well, I’ve been “busy” with my first husband (father of my 3 sons) for the last 5 days and have now come back down to reality. I drove the 250 mile round trip and picked up him and my other twin son, to bring them home for the weekend, or that was the the plan anyways, in addition to discussing cohabitation (and lots of fornication, lol).

Since he just got his disability back pay, he just had to go pay off a couple of his buddies that hang out with him at his favorite bar before he left town. It was a trip into nostalgia for me, I hadn’t been in that bar in years, but had known a lot of these people since ’87 when we first lived in the neighborhood.

I was getting hugs and lots of ego stroking compliments from all these guys and I realized something. I may have put on the pounds, but my face hasn’t put on the years. It’s a fair trade don’t you think? That “quick stop” lasted a couple of hours at least, hanging out with the local drunks. By the time I dragged him out, he’d worked up quite a buzz, which ain’t too bad a thing. (wink)

By the time two hour drive home was through, he’s polished off a ’40 and a few cans of beer and was fine ‘n frisky. He rushed me into the bedroom (“Hi boys, love you, talk to you in a bit”) and brought out the “party favors” (that’s a euphanisim and if you didn’t get it, sorry, lol) and we got good and high and horny as fuck.

He had my clothes already half off before the buzzing in my head faded, threw me back and yanked my pants straight off. He immediately did a muff dive that would’ve have scored a 10.0 by any judge! He’s a great pussy eater and always has been, that’s how he entraps his women, the “Gigolo Spider”, and entangles her in his web of multiple orgasms.

Unfortunately the same Gigolo Spider finds it necessary to spread his seed far and wide, while his last prey is still twitching happily in his webs. It’s his ego stroke I guess, but anyway for the moment it was working on me, lol. His burning lips were sucking on my nether ones, dripping pleasure on his tongue, knowing it’s one of his weaknesses.

“Stick your fingers in me!” I gasp and my pussy grasps at the two fingers now probing for my g-spot he knows is there. He must have remembered from a couple weeks ago, because he found it pretty fast, and started milking for my pussy cum right into his mouth.

I handed him Ruffles (my acrylic dildo) and showed him how to angle it to rub me just right, while he sucked on my clit. I moaned, thrashed and splashed all over his arm, face and chest. I took a breather to let him dry off and started sucking his raging cock taking it deep down my throat and choking on his full erection now, it was pretty fucking hot!

Now both of us have been partial to anal play from waaaaay back, but the only time he likes to do it if he’s drugged out, kinda like right then, lol. So I turned my body around and inserted “Captain Hook” slowly and gently in his ass as I sucked harder on his dick.

“Captain Hook” is a glass (well, Pyrex really) J shaped g-spotter, that can be used to better hit the g-spot, but it can be used on men for much the same purpose. Anyhoo, back to the blow job . . . I felt his response to this direct stimulation to his male g-spot and shifted gears faster towards orgasm-overdrive and he took out Ruffles and stuck in his fingers.

I gasped deep and arched my back hard as he started fingering my pussy and ass at the same time. I felt the flood begin to flow out of me and I hit his s-pot faster and took my mouth off his cock. I had to bite into a pillow as the triple orgasm hit me and I screamed it into the bound feathers.

My pussy literally fountained and he drove his digits in deeper, just to watch me twitch. Every time his skin touched my clit, I squirted and came and couldn’t stop the reflex. Finally I had to pull his hands away from my pussy, or I’d pass out from the pleasure I told him, so we took a little break.

But he wasn’t through with me yet . . .